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Poetry collection ‘Death is the Dismount’ is out!

Today is the official release date for my first collection of poetry titled “Death is the Dismount.”

Mark your calendars now. I will join fellow Hood River resident Marin Smith to talk about the book, poetry and literature from 6 to 7 p.m. Aug. 13 at the Hood River Library, 502 State St.

Smith is an essayist word wrangler, editor and co-founder of the Abraxas Review literary magazine.

Written in reader-friendly vernacular free verse, poems in the volume wrestle with familiar joys, struggles, regrets and rewards of life. Aging. Friendship. Surprising discoveries about one’s ancestry. The daily wonders of life in the Pacific Northwest. A gentle sense of humor about life’s absurdities insinuates itself into much of this volume.

I wouldn’t say these poems have laxative qualities, but they do go well with a cup of coffee and your morning sit.

Poetry? Stu? Oh, the things I could tell you. But, yes. I’ve been a poet, mostly on the sly, since college. Bit by the bug as  a college freshman in southern Oregon, I took my first creative writing class with future Oregon Poet Laureate Lawson Inada.

Another college literature professor, the late James Naiden, advised Watson to turn his professional focus to journalism, “unless you want to starve to death.”

During years with Pulitzer-winning newspapers in Medford, Anchorage and Portland, I poured my love of language into writing that was later honored by Oregon’s newspaper association for the Best Writing of 1983. State and regional journalism organizations also honored me for humorous essays.

All the while, I continued to write poetry and short fiction. Yes, I have it all filed in a deep drawer.

After retirement from a late-life foray into the restaurant business with my wife (you know her as chef and novelist Kathy Watson), I turned my entire focus to short fiction and poetry. Covid was an unexpected blessing, forcing me to stay home where I could focus on the short story and verse.

More than a hundred of my stories found their way into small lit mags, mostly online. He was second place winner in the 2005 Cambridge Short Story Competition. A collection of those stories (hint-hint) is looking for print publication (stu@watsonx2.com).

If any of this prompts a thought, yes, I’m available for readings and other public appearances.

“Death is the Dismount” is available for purchase from The Poetry Box Publishing in Portland. in print or for e-readers at major online retailers and through local booksellers.

Here’s some advance praise from people whose opinions I greatly respect, and whose work you also should read:

In his collection Death Is the Dismount, poet Stu Watson offers brand spanking new takes on aging replete with blush-worthy lust, tender declarations of love, honest appraisals of his family history, and eloquent reckonings with what comes closer every day, death. I will wave my crazy arms until they burst / into flame, announcing my departure / from here, and imminent arrival / wherever this hasty soul is meant to go. Couplets, tercets, quatrains and narrative are enlisted to accomplish his energetic mission in imagery and language—sometimes Michelangelo, sometimes Pollock, as he references in “Right Time.” There’s a surprise ‘round every turn of page, tripped up by the delightful word “nidge” here or, there, lost and found in lines such as: …a tree with denuded / branches, like a beautiful woman / who went out walking without her / clothes, then decided to stop and stay / outside our house…from “When Time Stood Still.” —ELLEN WATERSTON, Oregon Poet Laureate, author of As Far as I Can Anthem

What do I want from a poem? I never know until the poem presents the gift. The best poets offer them in surprise packaging. You read. You think. You read again and your breathing slows. You imagine a thing or feel a thing or think a thing you haven’t imagined or felt or thought before. That’s the kind of poetry Stu Watson offers. Call it a slow smolder. Then let it catch fire. —SUSAN PALMER, Eugene, novelist, author of The Tabernacle Bar and The Booker Rebellion

The poems in this fine collection sing of love and sex and death and donuts so sweet you cannot eat them and, of course, of the dogs who teach us how to live. Do yourself a favor and savor these poems slowly and let their jubilance uplift you from where you have sat far too long thinking of the daily news. —TIM SCHELL, Portland author of Road to the Sea

Why I no longer partake of cannabis

Like many people, I’ve enjoyed some cannabis experiences. And not. These days, it’s mainly an occasional gummy tilted more toward CBD.

I grew one plant a couple of years ago, did all the right stuff, trimmed and seasoned it and burped the jar, and now it sits in my garage, lonely, forlorn, reminding me often of how its level has not lowered in over a year.

We were invited to a house party a few years ago, after pot became legal in Oregon. Hosts were retired professionals with U.S. foreign service. And admitted users. We shared a motley buffet while a Jerry Garcia-looking guy played guitar. Kathy offered to get us dessert. She came back with a lacy bit of candy, taken from a tray that said Edibles. Small type said experienced users could take one, less experienced a half.

I popped the damned thing. It was tiny. Like semi-dried caramel.

Then I engaged a conversation with a guy I know and respect. About 15 minutes in, it hit me. Lord, was I whacked. I’m thinking, this guy surely notices, and I hope I’m maintaining and not betraying my idiocy (any more than usual, that is).

I gave Kathy the car keys. I could barely walk.

Next day, I asked this same guy if he had noticed anything. No, he said, enjoyed the conversation.

Stupid.

Something Quirky and Gothic, Just for You

Happy over here to celebrate the appearance of my story “Wisdom & Co.” among a host of other fine fictions at The Short Story site. It’s a lean, clean temple to short fiction — and other narrative, reviews and interviews with diverse talents. You wouldn’t know from looking at it, but it’s a British citizen of the world stage. Rupert Dastur helms this mighty ship.

There’s always a seed for my stories. This one emerged from a dream — a recurrent dream — about me wandering around in a newspaper newsroom, at a loss for how I got there and what I’m supposed to do. It’s a nightmare, about the collapse of print journalism and the end of that part of my life. But it’s more than that. It’s about siblings holding on to the past, distince personalities most at home among similar types. I set it in a venue inspired by a trip to Savannah, Ga., in early 2024. Antebellum houses, adult children still tied to their mother’s apron strings.

Anyway, if you wish to read it, go here — or go home. 

Tale inspired by a past that felt like quicksand: “Unfurnished,” in Does It Have Pockets?

Check out a fresh story of mine — it’s titled “Unfurnished” — just up today on hip new lit site, Does It Have Pockets?

As with all things fiction, this tale has its roots all tangled up in memories of the author’s own early days out in the world, making a hash of almost everything. There’s a first time? For everything? Seriously?

Oh, yeah. If we’re lucky enough to survive our life education’s early years, we might learn to do a few things right, occasionally. Tip the scales toward normalcy, whatever that is. Maybe it’s just a painless state. Anyway, hope you enjoy.

Rejection, I Spit in Your Face

In the amateur business of pursuing fame through publication in (mostly) online publications, one dances with two partners — acceptance, and rejection.

Not every partner wants to dance, at least not with me. Polite and formulaic, their notes of rejection arrive with stinging frequency in my Inbox.

Little do they know, however, that their encouragement and best wishes for acceptance by others actual achieve results. Notes of acceptance also arrive. Lovely people with lovely little publications — every bit as virtually magnificent as the online presences of what some might consider better, or certainly more revered publications. Oh, joy! Someone loves me. Let’s dance.

For you, of course, this means free short fiction of your choosing. Not a penny from your pocket. Just click on over to contents of the Publications tab. Just think of it as the “Best American Stu Stories.”

Proud to find a place at the Bull stable of chiseled chompers

Couples come in different shapes, sizes, colors.

Big fat smile on my face, to have new work at the lovely Bull site. As Senior Senior Editor of Editing Stuff & Things The Drevlow notes, this hybrid pub is “dedicated to examining the evolution of modern masculinity.”

“Exit Velocity” emerged from an image — of a ratty old house trailer, sitting in desert dirt. This happens frequently with me. I love road trips and locking in on something strange, lost, bottomless out in the middle of nowhere. I’m always thinking, “What in the hell is life like inside that piece of shit … habitation?”

In this case, everything beyond the trailer, which is everywhere and nowhere in particular, was entirely made up. Although I had a few real people in mind when I fleshed out the cast and conjured an alligator for a starring role.

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